seizurejokes:

I’m stupid as hell posting a full video of my shit stained ass.

seizurejokes:

This is what you get for leaving tumblr logged in when you have a nude video of yourself on the screen.

is… is that a bonner?

seizurejokes:

I get significantly more views on my videos when I claim to be naked in them. Now: a video where I am actually naked. go go go.

seizurejokes:

intro to my life

seizurejokes:

XXX rated vid where i cover my privates with paper until i drop the paper and moon the camera

seizurejokes:

You weren’t friend-zoned. You are a friend. Get over your stupid dick-for-brains delusions that all women are good for are sex.

seizurejokes:

suck my small flaccid and putrid dick you stupid cunts

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they’re all so god damn cute fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff